Audio Upload N°10 – The Flatmates Episode 92: “The Cost Of Living” Feat: Benjamin Pizarro.

First Part:                                                                 Second Part:

Matías as: Tim.                                                    Benjamín as: Tim.

Benjamín as: Khalid.                                        Matías as: Khalid.

Tim: So how are you settling in then Khalid?
Khalid: There is going well Tim. You’ve all been really friendly, footy in the park and cups of teas in the afternoon. I can’t believe I get all this for only £75 a week.
Tim: How much?
Khalid: £75. I know it’s less than what you’re paying but us students need every discount we can get.
Tim: Oh yeah, I, I knew you’d got a discount, I just didn’t realise how much of one you’d wangled.
Khalid: Did I put my foot in it?
Tim: No, no Khalid but there’s, there’s an old saying “If you don’t ask, you don’t get” so maybe it’s time for this jobless one to start negotiating a bit too.

Audio Upload N°9 – The Flatmates Episode 87: “Hot Water” Feat: Benjamin Pizarro.

First Part:                                                                         Second Part:

Benjamín as: The Boss.                                            Matías as: The Boss.

Matías as: Tim.                                                             Benjamín as: Tim.

Boss: Look Tim, it looks like we’re in a bit of hot water here.
Tim: We? You mean you’re in hot water. I haven’t done anything. This is your problem: you’ve made your bed, and now you have to lie in it.
Boss: Now that’s not quite true, is it Tim? You’re in charge of the stockroom, and you sold the watches, didn’t you?
Tim: Well yes, but…
Boss: So you could easily have switched the real watches for fakes. You sold the real ones yourself and made a nice little profit.
Tim: You know that’s not true.
Boss: But you can’t prove it, can you?
Tim: Well, no, but…
Boss: Don’t worry Tim, I’ve got a little plan. It’s not quite on the level, but it should get us both out of the soup.

The Flatmates Episode 71: “Paul Confesses” Feat: Benjamín Pizarro.

First Part:                                                                                     Second Part

Benjamín as Alice.                                                                    Matías as Alice.

Matías as Paul.                                                                          Benjamín as Paul.

Alice: Look Paul, we’ve been seeing each other for quite a while, and I think we’ve been getting on well together…
Paul: I think so too!
Alice: Paul, there’s something I want to ask you, and even though I’m afraid of the answer, I really need to know the truth. Paul, are you seeing anybody else?
Paul: No! Alice, there’s no-one else, at least not in the way you think.
Alice: Not in the way I think? What does that mean? Just tell me Paul, what’s going on?
Paul: Alice, I’ve been trying to tell you this for weeks now, but I’ve been afraid of your reaction. The truth is. the truth is that I was married for several years, but my wife left me eighteen months ago.